Enable the Please Apologize skill and ask Alexa to “Please Apologize" and you’ll get a plaintive, or sometimes petulant, apology for random forces beyond our control: traffic, weather, barking dogs and indecisive footwear.
In the Alexa App, select "Skills & Games” from the menu and search for “Please Apologize” to enable the Please Apologize skill. Once it’s enabled, simply give the voice command: “Alexa, Please Apologize."
The Please Apologize skill was built by Austin-based ad agency McGarrah Jessee and released earlier this month.